BITCH PLEASE!!!!

So a few days ago in the cafe, the black chick that is always a BITCH decided to tell me that I couldn't go through. She told me that I didn't have any meal plans and I told her to hold on a second. So me being the UBBER BITCH that I am, I decided to look my meal plans up on the computer right beside her. Guess what it said, the computer told me I had two meals left for that week. So I tell her right and then show her and she tells me that I still can't come throught because the computer can sometimes still be wrong. So I was nice and walked around. When I get to our table on the Bitch's side, she sees me and asks me what am I doing in here. I tell her that her little cash register must be fucked up because I just went to the other side and they scanned my ID and they had no problems with it. She yells at me saying that what I did was disrespectful and ignorant and that I need to leave. So......... first this chick won't let me through and then when I show her that I can go through because I do have enough meal plans, she tells me that I still can not go through. And then this bitch has the audacity to call me out when she sees me come through the other side, and tells me to leave while screaming. Now anyone who knows me just a little knows that I will not take someone yelling at me. So by now I start cusing her out. And I mean I let her have it. And then she starts yelling at me. So I say one of my favorite phrases "BITCH PLEASE, don't even start to get loud with me!!!!!" By the end of it, I was allowed to stay in the cafe and she had to go to work. I haven't seen her since. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MAN I LOVE BEING A BITCH!!!